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Top 10 Cheesiest Chat-up Lines Revealed

Here at AngelicMatch.com, we’ve been stopping folk in the street to ask them which chat-up lines they’ve tried, and whether they’ve ever succeeded. We can’t attest to the veracity of their claimed results, but are happy to pass on their pearls of wisdom for you to use when you find yourself stuck for something to say.

Listed below are our top 5 cutest, clever and cunning chat-up lines, followed by a truly cringeworthy top 10 list of the cheesiest chat-up lines

Let’s dive right in…

Top 5 Cute Chat-up Lines

  • I’ve lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?
  • I lost my phone number — can I borrow yours?
  • There is something wrong with my mobile. It doesn't have your number in it.
  • I thought I’d come over and say hello before you caught me staring.
  • See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.

Top 5 Clever Chat-up Lines

  • Hi, I'm doing a survey... What's your name? What's your phone number? Are you free next Saturday?
  • My friend thinks you're hot, and if it's any consolation so do I.
  • You look like my first wife. (Really? How many times have you been married?) Oh I'm still a bachelor.
  • I don't suppose you know the number for the Ordinance survey? I want to tell them I have found a Sight of outstanding natural beauty.
  • I couldn't help but notice that you look a lot like my next boyfriend/girlfriend.

Top 5 Cunning Chat-up Lines

  • I think there is something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings?
  • I'm new in town — could I have the directions to your house please?
  • Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you want to go upstairs and talk?
  • I bet you £100 you're gonna turn me down.
  • My friends over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the fittest person in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?

Top 10 Cheesiest Chat-up Lines

  • My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear! (I am.) It must be an hour fast.
  • I'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!
  • Jumping Polar Bear! (WHAT?) I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.
  • Did you fart? Because you just blew me away.
  • Are you Jamaican? (No, why?) Coz jer-makin-me-crazy!
  • Is there a mirror in your pants? I think I can see myself in them...
  • If you were a bogey, I would pick you first.
  • If you were a McDonald's burger... You'd be a McGorgeous.
  • Pick a number between 1 and 10 (3?) Sorry you lost, you'll have to take off all your clothes.
  • Do you have any raisins? How about a date then?

Have you heard any chat-up lines that make you go weak at the knees or make you look for the nearest emergency exit? Share them in the comments box below!

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